Yesterday I was out for a walk, and I was almost attacked by a Canadian goose: a female protecting her babies. I wasn’t even that close to them! I was just like, hey — I’m on your side. I’ve got the Canadian heritage, homeslice. I understand what it’s like when everybody laughs at you for being partially French, and then tries to eat your babies.

Here is photo proof that the goslings do exist, and I don’t just go around pissing off animals for fun:

SO cute! I was inside the building looking out a window when I took this, so they didn’t know I was there. Pretty sweet, huh?